Sure, it's advice I could well do with heeding myself. But in this instance it's directed towards that Scottish ponce who presents the BBC's Coast series. No man ought to have hair that reaches past his shoulders... possibly due to the fact the barer has to no option other than to flick it as if in some shampoo commercial, with adjectives like 'silky' and 'luscious'undoubtedly floating about the screen. Or possibly it's that soft Scottish lilt he has which makes me think a single word. Twat.
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